Are Vans For Child Molesters ?

It’s been raining a lot in California, something true Californians don’t find very uplifting, but some manage to see the bright side of things. And maybe the region can do with a little rain.

Last night my spouse said: "I will have to upgrade to a 4 wheel drive, so that we can make a trip up to the desert to see the flowers bloom, early spring when the tracks are all muddy still." All good, I thought, but why was it then that he didn’t buy a 4-wheel drive in the first place, when he bought the truck last year. I mean, what is the point of having a jeep if it doesn’t even have 4-wheel drive, let alone front wheel drive? That is, aside from having a bigger car than the neighbour? “Well, you need a truck for bulky items”, he said, continuing to exasperate me. “Then, maybe you should buy a van, for your bulky items?” “Oh, no, vans are for child molesters and group rapists”, my loved one said ...