Manifesto

With my last record on uninspired blogging in mind, I have put down the following guidelines for myself:

1. Make a point of not being silent too long. A blogger should blog at least once each week, except on holidays. Blogs that stay the same for more than a week are depressing. Notice: If you haven’t had anything to say for a while, maybe that’s a sign you should get up and do something with your life.
2. Don’t nag about something unless you think you have a fresh, humorous angle on it.
3. Don’t be rude and don’t write things you wouldn’t be comfortable with someone reading.
4. Don’t talk about all too trivial things unless: they are descriptive, they should be shared (like naughty recipes), there’s something extraordinary about the commonness of them.
5. Don’t lie, but by all means, EXAGGERATE.
6. Don’t preach (this might be hard!).
7. Try to respect the six points here above.

Further things I am going to keep in mind: I promise to try to keep the background of my blogpage white, in any case not to display any horrible background pattern. I also promise not to put any stupid, mind-boggling animations into the page.